The Extraordinary Tourist
Drawing a Mustache on Brett Whiteley.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Forgive me if I blow my own trumpet in this post (especially since not only can't I play the trumpet but I don't actually own a trumpet) but I need you to visit my web site Gallery and Shop.
Why? I'm glad you asked... well I could see you were going to ask. Okay, so technically I asked for you but if I had been standing right there saying "I need you to visit my Gallery and Shop," you would've said "Why?"
Writing isn't the only thing I do. Yes, I know, I was surprised too. Being male usually affords the luxury of only being able to do one thing but fortunately that only means 'one thing at a time' not 'one thing for all time'. I digress.
Art, yes art is something else I do. In fact I was (and still am) an artist, before I ramped up this writing gig. My art is said to be uniquely my own - though it's me saying that so maybe you should take a look - I could be lying.
I may have just copied everything Brett Whiteley ever created and simply drawn a mustache on it. See now you're going to have to visit my Gallery and Shop just to make sure I'm not ripping off an Australian, Artistic Icon.
I'm talking about my art because owning a print of my art is something you may like to consider. Gifts featuring my art make great conversation pieces. Can't you imagine all your friends coming over, seeing a print of one of my artworks hanging on your wall. You know they're all thinking what exquisite taste you have in art but one blurts out...
"Oh my goodness how hideous!"
Don't ask me? They're your friends!
Sharing my art with your friends. Think of all the conversations you could have. Browse my Gallery and Shop today. I'm guaranteed not to ask...
"Would you like fries with that?"Labels: art, humor, site news
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