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Brain Fart

Today I thought I'd post something funny so I printed out a picture of a clown, put it in an envelope and mailed it to Albakerky. Not that I know anyone in Albakerky. I just addressed it 'To Whom it may concern' - let them work it out.

I was feeding some penguins from a park bench in the middle of a desert when it occurred to me that a park bench in the middle of a desert is quite a rare occurrence. When I mentioned this to the eyeball on a stick, sitting beside me, it gave me a blank stare, as if to say "I'm trying not to be seen with you, stop forcing me to acknowledge your existence." Eyeballs can be like that.

If you happen to be the owner of the small dog barking in the house next door to mine can you please come home. Your dog isn't cute. In fact I think it's just a little inadequate without some dopey person to keep it company. Get a dog sitter. The dog would be so much quieter with someone sitting on it.

Well if you've read this far you'll probably be wondering why this post makes little sense and seems some what random. Let's not get into psychoanalysis or try to search for deeper issues.

Just put it all down to a brain fart. Normal service will continue as soon as the wooden duck.

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  1. I'm trying to think of a witty answer to this, but can't think of one! Maybe I need a brain fart too, then I would be able to!! LOL!

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  2. Some days I have a few random ideas that don't really make sense... if you have nothing important to write then you may as well write irrelevantly errr... irreverently? big words, my head hurts!!

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