|Probably not the two historians |
who claim to have found
the Holy Grail.
Who can really say if this cup is the real one with 200 or so other cups clamoring for the title and said historians only doing three years of research to arrive at their conclusion. I mean Indiana Jones' dad spent his whole life searching for the Grail. I bet they didn't even have a single Nazi pursuing them during their research or got a single clue from a painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
With the news breaking on March 31st many have thought the announcement to be an early April Fool's day joke, but enough people have taken the news seriously to cause the church to remove their Grail from display until a bigger space can be found to accommodate the masses.
Seems like a good time for the chalice to mysteriously disappear so one of them science boffins can't come along and test it proper for Jesus DNA. Wouldn't want them to get any ideas about growing their own Jesus in a lab somewhere.
Unlike your lost car keys - which probably won't turn up in a Spanish Church - it would be a little disappointing if the Holy Grail was found. As the ultimate artifact it's given a lot of people something to do for hundreds of years - and the quest to find it is certainly more exciting than trying to remember where you last had your car keys.